Bush Gives Musharraf Tips on Eliminating Democracy

Andy Borowitz wrote a really funny "news report" for the Huffington Post yesterday. In it he says:
Speaking to reporters aboard Air Force One, Mr. Bush said that while he commended General Musharraf's impulse to eliminate democratic institutions, he felt that the military strongman was going about it the wrong way: "When you're getting rid of democracy, the last thing you want to do is tell people you're doing it."

Mr. Bush said that eliminating such things as privacy, freedom of speech and the constitution had to be done "very quietly and stealthy-like."

It's good to be able to laugh at a time like this. Actually, it's good to be able to laugh at any time.