CORDUROYONLINE.COM FAQ (FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS)
Last Updated: 23.05.04

This is the Corduroyonline.com FAQ. Here is where we answer website-related questions. Concerning our own website, of course. So, before you use the feedback form to ask us (collective us or individual us) a question about the site, check below to see if its been answered already. If it has, then well, don't ask it again. Your question's already been answered, right? Unless you want a better, less corny answer, of course. If it hasn't been answered, go right on to the feedback page, or e-mail us at admin@corduroyonline.com. The band FAQ, by the way, is here. Links to individual members' FAQ's are on the right.

Q) What's with the humour, dammit?! You make me groan, cry and weep like a baby who's just crapped in his diapers. WHAT?!
A) Hmmm...I would've thought that a baby who's just crapped in his diapers would feel, at the very least, a little relieved! [Haha! Me make a funny!]. Do you want a simple answer? Didn't think so.

Q) You still haven't answered my question.
A) That wasn't a question.

Q) (*sigh*) Why the corny humour?
A) Because.

Q) That's not...
A) Okay, okay, okay. We are like this only because, well, we are like this only. Meaning, we the band members, do verily have a corny sense of humour; so it is only natural for our website to reflect our tone and general attitude towards life. We tried the sound-corporate strategy, but that didn't work. The be-news-like one didn't work, either. So, here we are with the be-yourself-if-not- more-idiotic-than-usual strategy. It seems to be working, so far.

Q) You've moved from a graphics-intensive Flash site to a plain HTML one? Why?
A) The Flash site was too complicated, too difficult to maintain and waaaay to slow. This is simpler, crisper, neater, faster and much easier to maintain. We (the band) maintain this website ourselves, by the way.

Q) I have nothing else to say.
A) Then don't say it.

Band Member FAQ's
- Moby
- Sarmad
- Ali
- Ahmed